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Daily 014: Millions Monday - Human Density in Baltimore

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Year-long clerkships announced. First blue chair destruction. Level 3 COVID alert. Millions Monday calculates fitting all humans in Baltimore City (about 20 feet high stacking).

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0:00 Welcome to Arts and Ideas in the Air, under the tent and around Baltimore, your
0:07 daily news briefing from Arts and Ideas, all the goings ons around. It was a very
0:14 pleasant day today. Some even said it was a little on the warm side. A little bit
0:20 overcast right now, sunny earlier, quite pleasant here under the tent. We had our
0:27 mandatory announcements today. We wrote off the year-long clerkships, which is
0:34 going to be largely unchanged from last year, although it looks like Declan will
0:40 be stepping up to do staff relations clerk, so that's cool. We will confirm all
0:46 that in school meeting tomorrow. And let's see, we have age check-in meetings
0:55 scheduled. We're going to start with a 16 plus on Wednesday around noon, so if
1:02 you're 16 or over, you should be attending this meeting for online people.
1:10 I believe it'll be held in the JC Voice channel. It'll certainly be announced
1:16 beforehand. And for in-person, it'll be here under the tent. And if you're almost
1:23 16, like maybe 15 and a half or older, you should probably come to these meetings
1:28 too. We always like forward-looking meeting stuff, but it's sort of at your
1:34 option which one to choose. In future weeks, we will be going down the
1:39 kind of age list, so 12 to 15 next week, and then I guess 8 to 11, and then
1:49 5 to 7. Alrighty, we had our first blue chair destruction. There was a little bit
1:58 of a chair flipping and our new blue chairs got broken, so I had the
2:04 distinct pleasure of disassembling it and then smashing the blue plastic into
2:09 pieces to fit in the trash. That was fun. I love a good sledgehammer experience. I
2:14 also dealt with recycling for the first time this year. As you probably know, in
2:20 Baltimore City, we don't have recycling pickup right now, but we do have a
2:24 lot a lot of blue bins that are cleaning people dropped off, and so stashed them
2:30 neatly in there, making it convenient to bring to the drop-off center or simply
2:36 stashing them until we have regular recycling. We'll see what happens. Online today, we
2:44 had a Minecraft build session and discussion of the history lecture from
2:50 last Wednesday. I assume they all both went very well. For the podcast, I am
2:57 trying out something new. I have gotten a little foam wrapper for my microphone to
3:05 block wind and puppy pop pop pop pop pop pop pop noises, so hopefully that is a
3:11 little bit more pleasant to the ears without diminishing the sound too much.
3:16 All right, I think that's the news of the day. Tomorrow we're having school meeting,
3:21 which is always very exciting. We actually had two JC cases today, so that
3:26 was fun. It's been a while, and yeah. All righty. Oh, I guess we also had a level
3:38 three alert. A student had a sister who went to a child care facility that one
3:48 of the staff there is being tested for COVID-19. That student staying home just
3:54 to be safe. So far we don't have any news that it's anything to worry about, but we
4:01 are always being vigilant about that. All right, so on to Millions Monday. So before
4:09 beginning my problem of the day, or the week I guess, I wanted to mention a new
4:16 app that I came across. It's from the, well in part, from the people who make the
4:23 videos, Kurgeset videos. They're kind of like these animated cartoonish kind of
4:35 videos on YouTube that explain some scientific either fact or sort of
4:44 wonderings or whatever. I enjoy them a lot, and they kind of have like silly
4:49 little animated birds that they have standing for people. I don't know, I like
4:55 it. Anyway, they made an app with somebody
4:58 else, and I believe it's called Universe in a Nutshell, and it's kind of cool. You,
5:04 it just does scaling from like the plank length of 10 to the minus 35 meters or
5:13 so, all the way up to the entire observable universe, which is I believe
5:18 like 10 to the 26 meters. So like 50, well I guess 60, 60 orders of magnitude
5:26 difference, and you have everything in between. So you go all the way up through
5:30 you know the atoms and the viruses, bacteria, the people, the buildings, the
5:37 planets, stars, the galaxies, the universe, the whole thing. It's pretty awesome. You
5:44 just scale around, you zoom in and out, and you can click on the things and find
5:48 some stuff about whatever is they're presenting. I think it's neat. And the
5:54 iOS store, which is what I use, it was three bucks. So kind of neat. Anyway, on to the
6:01 problem. So here's the question. It was inspired by the app. They had sort of a
6:07 human cube where they just smushed all the humans together. I'm not gonna be
6:11 quite that dramatic, but let's say you wanted to put all the humans on this
6:18 planet within Baltimore City. How high would you have to stack them if you gave
6:24 them, in pre-pandemic world, just a square foot to stand in basically? All right, so
6:32 there's a number of ways we could go about this. Under the tent we have this
6:38 10 gallon trash can, and so that looked roughly like something I could fit in.
6:45 And so I stacked it up, and it's about three or four of me. So let's say it's 40
6:52 gallons. Now this isn't a compacted human, it's just a human standing. So that's
6:58 cool. And then, so you got 40 gallons, and that's about five cubic feet. So eight
7:05 billion people, roughly, gives you 40 billion cubic feet. All right, now the
7:14 size of Baltimore, well, the beltway is roughly a circle, and it roughly takes, I
7:22 don't know, maybe an hour to get around, but sort of slow and fast and whatever.
7:28 So I'm thinking the circumference, you know, is something like 30, 40 miles
7:40 around. So if you had 30 mile circumference, divided by 6, give 5 miles
7:49 across, and square that 25, and multiply it by the 3 of pi, and so 75, round up to
7:56 100 square miles. So I'm going to go with 100 square miles area. I looked it up, it
8:01 was 92 square miles for Baltimore City, so roughly close. Now to convert this into
8:08 feet, well, 5,000 feet in a mile, roughly, I mean it's like, I don't know, 52 whatever,
8:14 5,200 I mean, 5,000. 5,000 squared is about 25 million square feet. Multiply that by
8:21 100 square miles, so you get roughly two and a half billion square feet. And so to
8:30 get the 40 billion cubic feet, that's roughly kind of a little less than
8:36 multiplying by 20, so 20 feet high, so that's about 3 or 4 humans high. So that
8:43 is your human depth of filling Baltimore with all the population of humans in the
8:50 world. So I'm not sure what use that is, but it sounds to me like we got a lot of
8:57 room to grow. Alrighty, so that was Millions Monday. I'll see you all
9:03 tomorrow for a little talk about Tuesday, another Sudbury topic of interest.
9:09 Alright, have a good one, see you later.